Even with a plethora of choices available to the man who wishes to increase the size of his penis, one may hit the proverbial wall when looking for relief in this sensitive regard. The available testimonials – both positive and negative – may only serve to further cloud the issue. To be sure, what works for the gander may not work for the other gander, and not everyone brings the same due diligence to the task at hand. This can lead one to eschew the path most often taken and seek out little-known methods that work. The best place to start, it would seem, is with the process of elimination of the most obvious products and procedures (i.e., the most readily available and advertised).

Process of Elimination

The penis pump – for lack of a better term – is one of those ideas whose time has come and gone, like bell-bottoms, pastel sport-coats and super-wide lapels. Those who used such a thing found that, while vacuum suction can indeed make your penis swell up to an unprecedented size, it is not the most comfortable event one has ever undergone. And many former penis-pump customers found – much to their dismay – that they became unable to get an erection without the use of the device. Newer systems utilize an unwieldy sling-like device that stretches out the flaccid penis and holds it in this elongated position. Again, this brings up issues of comfort – both physical and mental, as one may feel quite strange wearing such a gizmo to work for an eight-hour shift.

Off the Beaten Path

One of the methods that is not often discussed is an alternative penile exercise called the “penis slap”. Following the prerequisite “warm-up” period (recommended prior to all such exercises, one literally heats up the penis by wrapping it in a hot, moist towel), one stretches the penis to its maximum length by pulling it and holding it for as long as 20 seconds. Listen to your body when it comes to penile stretching; the general rule of thumb is don’t do anything that hurts. Then, according to those who promote this method, one slaps the inside of one’s thigh with the penis. Ten good slaps on each side, as well as ten upward slaps on the lower belly, should do the trick.

Other methods can be found by those who are willing to put in the time and do their homework. Pills, nooses and even surgery are available to anyone who wants to spend the money. There is no shortage of information out there, including instructional videos for the various stretching and exercise regimens. Look for those who express satisfaction with the results of the method of their choice, be it herbal, mechanical or manual. The most important thing to remember is scale – adding an inch to the length of your penis is the equivalent to adding 15 more floors to the Empire State Building. A little goes a long way!